Political correctness is the worst, trust me. If you don't believe me, just ask a recent poll that found out over 98% of Americans think that political correctness is limiting their freedom of speech. How will we talk about the real issues if literally the only thing we do is discuss what does and doesn't offend some stupid minority. Our analysts have found 9 reasons why PC culture is the number one reason why our country is in decline.
1. It's too confusing.
I never know what to call anybody! Did you know calling a woman a bitch is derogatory? What the hell? Next thing you know some annoying liberal will be up my ass for yelling "TRUMP THAT CUNT" on my morning bus ride.
2. It's ruining free speech.
The first amendment... Let me say that again. The First amendment says that I have a freedom of {goddamn}* speech. I can say whatever I {goddamn}* please, and that's protected by the constitution, you stupid {silly men}*.
* Racist slander censored by Blogspot
3. It makes Rap music less enjoyable.
Such bullshit that blac - I mean African American artists can say that one word and us white people can't! They say it all the time! We don't tell them not to say anything, except when they say "axe" instead of "ask" or when they try to say "indubitably." Those are the only times we'll speak up, but I mean, come on.
4. Millennials invented it.
Millennials are ruining this country with just about everything they do. They're all bad, even the white ones.
5. It's incredibly time consuming to be racist and funny.
The workload is unbearable for us casually racist folk who just want a good laugh. I can't tell my favorite black joke without first doing extensive research on the person I'm telling the joke to! Only after checking their Facebook and Twitter to make sure they're not some liberal-communist lunatic can I fill them in on the hottest jokes in Oklahoma.
6. Literally everybody I talk to thinks it's stupid
Just look at the polls, people! Look at the majority. Most people think that PC is dumb and doesn't help people. Even if some people like it, more people don't. Democracy says it all, majority rules. By logic, minorities do not rule. That's just obvious.
7. It forces me to empathize with people from different backgrounds
This might be the most important thing. We need to cut out this empathy nonsense.
8. They're only words!
"Sticks and stones" people. There's nothing simple words can do that leads to hate. There's nothing words to do that will change people's minds. There's nothing words can do that will cause racism. Only violence leads to change.
9. The Civil Rights era is over.
Get over it, already!
(Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. It is not meant to be taken seriously. The writer is very pro PC)
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